gas

Went to her parents home
to pick up my girl.
Dad and Mom, set me down
my mind in a whirl

Where are you gone
How long will you be
To see a show
she will be home by ten thirty

Question one after the other
Answered one then another
they were happy
seemed pleased with me

All of the sudden
my stomach rumbled
Gas inside
really tumbled

Dad looked at me
said drive in you see
roll down the wind
in the car
then the fart could go far